Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Nightsky by night (???)


AUTHOR: bloodywyrmcrusher2
TITLE: Nightsky by night (???) March 28, 2009
DATE: 03/28/2009 13:26:26
STATUS: publish
BODY:
Bueno mis queridos lectores, la noche esta fría y ciertamente obscura, casi no puedo ver ni siquiera por donde caminamos, pero que diablos, mi perro me dijo que lo viera aquí y no creo que vaya a dejarme plantado... ¿verdad?, en fin

Estoy entrando a la ciudad y el alcalde mismo va a darnos una visita guiada por esta, para conocerla, así pues, he decidido dejar que el mismo nos cuente todo lo que hay aquí, casi no veo y por alguna razón el flash de mi cámara dejo de funcionar desde hace rato, así que solo puedo pasarles una foto de justo antes de entrar a las montañas, nos vemos y seguiré escribiéndoles para contarles lo que pasa. (Mira es como mi casa...)

Welcome, welcome my most appreciated newcomers, please enjoy your visit for the remaining time of the life you spare with us, please, come and enjoy our new locations: we have houses wide open for you to visit, jobs to be filled, and well… quiet open spaces were not a soul shall be heard even if it starts screaming because the oddest torments, (actually that’s for certain, bill drops his beer the other day, he walked to his home yelling about it, and none has heard of him lately), spaces that will be soon enough for building more houses, camps, mines, mined camps, or pizza places, whatever we need the most and coffee shops.

At the south side we are removing some burial Indian grounds… yes don’t worry we are giving them new lands, near the casino that’s it. That’s the bus stop, nowadays none uses it, we prefer the inner river, think of it as an underground Venetia; soon we'll open our amusement park and a midnight circus, over there the “mental institution”… sorry? mmhh, a question, how refreshing.... No not at all, is just the street’s name, it has nothing to do with a psychiatric institution, the fact that all the weird/depressive members of our community live there is mere coincidence, and I believe that we might build some offices with and underground lab for a chemical company that pays to well over there…

Over there were you can see our old and abandoned roller-skate track, to the left the underground pond where the mysterious disappearance of 2 girls took place last year, and… please excuse me for a sec… HEY, HEY, yeah you… stop that, don’t chew on those bones, they’re still undone, and we need to bury… THAT THEY ARE STILL UNDONE AND WE NEED TO… yeah…yeah... yes, hey I’m the mayor, don’t wanna mess with me… I still know what you did last summer… so, leave those bones alone

Please forgive me for the interruption, is so much to do, in this place, and yet an eternity seems not enough… well as I was saying, there’s where we plan to allocate our new cemetery for pets, sadly, budget didn’t cut it and we are lacking some of the letters for the gate, we'll have to let it that way for now, it would be nice if anybody here have living pets tough

Over there our lovely and pretty and most mythical river, as I told you before an underground river that connects all the parts of our fair city, this river it’s called the “styx”. It doesn’t matter were you come from, my good ol’ fellas, if you came for your free will or by some devious and crude joke of fate, (although I believe our fair city have so much to do with it since we’re asking other mayors to share his sick and dying population with ours), anyway, the point here is that you are most than welcome to this his new home, just a few rules that will become handy at some point or another:

First: remember well to walk always away from the inner walls, some of the locals have the tendency to hide in the small cracks then stretch and try to grab you, but they just do it for fun, (obviously theirs) if you get caught, well, we have quiet empty spaces

Second: remember NOT to feed the shoggoth… sorry? Who’s the shoggoth? Well, let’s better not feed anything, ok?

Third: is always got to carry candles and a couple of matches with you, after all, this is a great city and it shouldn’t keep in darkness at all times, sadly lanterns and batteries tend to fail after a while for some unknown reason, if you are using radios please try to turn them off, you can only hear static and it gets on your (and mine) nerves.

Fourth: the fee for any transportation service along the river should be only 2 coins, any irregularity please report it to the Chamber of Row-men Negligence (CHARON).

Fifth: every soul here at Nightsky has civil rights, whatever you have flesh on your bones or no bones at all, you have rights and you must defend them, although we are still in the need of lawyers, but I’m certain they will show up sooner or later…

And a last advice that is not strictly a rule but is a wise choice, try to left some raw meet outside your house some now and then, is mmhh… common belief that keeps the…bad luck outside your house, don’t worry about the mess, in a few hours there will be not a trace from the “offering”, and so you have a normal life and the…”bad luck” go to sleep without an empty stomach.

Hence that’s it for today, later I shall brief you with some more news of our beloved dark city, enjoy and rejoice, this is your new home and I’m his mayor, you can find me at my office anytime (were would I run?) or contact my executive assistant Eleonor Mary, a lovely old skinny pale lady. I most be leaving, soon will come a train of refugees from Nothing Hill, and a young fellow from Silent Hill and I need to welcome them as well. See you around

High Conqueror and Supreme Chancellor... ahem, I mean, brother city... (still)... Nightsky

“Keep walking until you no longer see the moonlight, then you have reached Nightsky"

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